bunn kindly apprised me of the existence of this Bombadil speculationThoughts ( Read more... )

Thanks to those of you who indulged me and concocted some questions for me for this silliness.
That was a bit of cracked out diversion I rather needed.  Some of my scenarios were very short, and others got more involved.

Gandalf loves booze and literature, Draugluin is screwed, Mairon would rather be canoeing, and other stupid adventures:

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Swiped from curiouswombat1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment ( Read more... )

This seems to be the only thing I've actually...er, "written"...in a while.  I wrote it at least a week ago to boot and then simply forgot about it.  WTF is wrong with my brain lately ( Read more... )

Crackfic ahoy.  Um, the taskforce made me do it.  Yeah.
Dwimordene can be thanked for the title, but the ensuing mess is my responsibility.

Disclaimer: These characters are not my intellectual property, and even if they were nobody would pay me for this thing.
Warnings: Observe the title.

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So I was looking at this nifty picture of all the Dwarves (minus Thorin) from the upcoming Hobbit films, and I found that instead of washing the dishes I had written humorfic.

Disclaimer stuff: I don't make money off of Tolkien's characters, nor off of New Line Cinema's character designs.  This was written purely for the wasting of time.
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